Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, frightened by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the White House. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Do your own here: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php and post it!
Part of my evil plan is that I finally got around to modifying the moderation script so that I can do mass deletes on comment spam. Instead of defaulting to Do Nothing, the moderates comments now default to Delete. I just have to mark the good ones Approved on the rare occasion a good comment gets moderated. w00t!
I did the evil plan thing as well...posted it and laughed...good times
Heheh, I tried it too and posted it.
Hilarious!!! I did one, then went back and read yours, and it was just too funny the way you filled yours out. ;)
LoL @ Lou & Becky -- very funny stuff!
Y'all are too funny:)
luv and pickles,
jesse!