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Instant classic
Every meatatarian's dream?
I wonder if I qualify to join up
Sensei never taught me this move...but it could cause a massive loss of blood resulting in death!
Ok, everyone else, add your own.
Instant Classic ... nawwww
Meatatarians dream ? .... get rid of the potatoes and ketchup and the damned things cooked. Think Blue Rare my boy !
I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW if you qualify to join up. Really I don't !
And if sensei never taught you that one you'll get yer ass kicked by anyone who street fights. Best place to learn how to fight is from a Police trainer. They teach you how to win no matter what. No Mr Nice stuff. The first tiem I ever watched training session with them they had a couple black belts in Karate come out and try to hit the trainer as hard as they could. They never knew what hit them before they hit the floor. Martial arts teaches you control; not winning a fight.
Some of my faves ?
http://home.tiscali.nl/beercollection/movies.htm look for "Bounce" and "Having a bath"
Folks in the northern states and Canada will like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNrJlKF4na4
I've had meatloaf cake before...
George Carlin used the term "meatcake" years ago, describing the unknown thing you find in your refrigerator: "Honey, what is this?" "What do you think it is?" "Could be meat...could be cake...it must be MEATCAKE!"
Probably a little late, but my sensei does know about monkey steals peach and had a laugh about it.